My 11 Musical Heroes in Life So Far

Chuck Ragan (Hot Water Music)

Upon beginning my 2015 Euro tour, I acquired a 2002 Skoda and named it "Chuck Ragan the Car" in honor of Chuck Ragan the man. Chuck's ethos is raw, hard-working & brutally honest and I've always reveled in that. Chuck is also one of the few acts I'd seen in 2015 that didn't use backing tracks live. The man sings it like it is. May Chuck Ragan the car be as immortal as Chuck Ragan the man. Chuck and I met at our Ramones Museum show in Berlin. I traded him an LP for a future sabertooth muskie fishing lesson (and future 1st round draft choice). Chuck, I'd like to invite you to open for me on my next DIY living room tour ;) Have your people call my people.

Matt Vasquez (Delta Spirit)

matt vasquezMatt Vasquez once asked me if I had any weed. While I could not be of any assistance on that fateful evening in Madison, I'd like to take this time to punt Matt's work and let you know what a human genius this dude is. A fearless performer who provides swift rock n' roll justice by staring down jabronies who text in the front row of a Delta Spirit show, Matt has just released his first solo EP into the cold harsh universe for everyone's listening enjoyment. Try not to pirate this one, okay?

Frank Turner

frank turnerFrank is a dude who gives hope that road-rugged songwriters can indeed take over the world town by town. The road is fucking hard and discouraging, and Frank Turner is the trailblazer who has weathered the beatings of DIY ethic and proved it's possible. His band has also been fighting the good fight against robots taking over the music industry. While 90% of festival acts struggle to perform their albums without loops, backing tracks, or Mac Books on stage, Frank's band does it all live, displaying iron ballsack in a world of empty ball bags and sackless wonders.

Hutch Harris (The Thermals)

Hutch Harris5 years ago, my roommates and I were sipping PBR’s in our college shit-hole, listening to garage rock on the stereo. I plugged in my bands first EP. My punk-savvy roommate told me I sounded exactly like the dude from ‘The Thermals (Saddle Creek Records).’ I said “who is this dude and who are The Thermals?’. Turns out he is Hutch Harris, who has been sounding like me longer than I have been sounding like me. Hutch and I have kept in touch a little bit over the years, swapping a few garage rock tracks here and there. In addition to the occupation of rock n' roll, he is doing standup comedy around Portland. Follow Hutch on the internet. There is no Twitter page that builds Sleater-Kinney shrines & 90's pop culture jokes better.

Ed Robertson (Barenaked Ladies)

Ed RobertsonBNL was the first band I ever loved. They are the reason I started working at McDonalds at age 14 so I could buy a guitar. After six months on the fry-o-later, I bought a ghetto 6-string and immediately learned 9 Barenaked Ladies songs. BNL just finished an amphitheater tour with the legendary Violent Femmes. Listening to BNL still reminds me of working at McDonalds and smuggling chocolate milk shakes out of the restaurant via my pants.

Steve Poltz

Steve PoltzMy friend Sue Schrader once told me "Newski, you're a young Steve Poltz". Immediately I had to find out who Poltz was. Turns out Poltz is the most famous guy no one's ever heard of. Poltz is 55. Poltz is still crushing the road. Poltz is perhaps more insane than I am. Poltz is now my god damn hero. Poltz 4 life. Listen to Poltz.

Ted Leo

ted leoTeddy is the godfather of indie rock in my opinion. He's not afraid to be a power-hack on the guitar or scream out-of-key to make a song more genuine. A dude who has always stuck to his guns, he's never let the availability of technology crowd his stage setup with 9 MacBook Pros like neighboring Pitchforkers. Ted has been flying under the radar for the past few years, but look for a fresh TL punk rock onslaught in the near future. Respect.

Adam Duritz (Counting Crows)

Adam DuritzNot many dudes champion young bands better than Duritz. He's a man for others & shares his wisdom to the full effect. When I was 8, my dad and I signed up to one of those mail-in record clubs where we obtained "August and Everything After". It's a mighty timeless LP and most baby boomers own at least two copies. In addition to primo pop songwriting, Duritz just looks fucking sweet, rocking a 70's ABA afro that makes Julius Erving look like a semi-pro.

Sean Bonnette (Andrew Jackson Jihad)

Sean BonnetteSean is the bravest songwriter I know. The guy will sing about anything, from making fun of his own depression to contracting an STD. AJJ is a fearless band and the most medicinal of all music. They deserve massive success no matter how much they try to avoid it. Sean and I have run into each other a few times on tour and he is a kind sweet dude for putting up with all my annoying power hugs. Check out their latest album Christmas Island via Side One Dummy Records.

Ezra Furman

Ezra FurmanI've always been a huge fan of "singers who can't sing". Ezra's raw and wobbly voice is just that. He wouldn't make it past the security guard on American Idol, but his songs are undeniable and his voice cuts thru you like no polished pop Idol chump ever could. His first record "Banging down the Doors" changed my life. He wrote that shit when he was 17. (High respect to Matt Gerding at the Majestic in Madison for letting me steal his copy of it.) Check out Ezra's latest LP, "Perpetual Motion People" via Bella Union.

Tom Petty

Thom PeddyTom Petty may or may not be Jesus.

Crusty Adventures #3: Brett Sucks At Driving

Danimal here. If you broke touring into a pie graph, "glory" would be the smallest piece of the pie. Most of our time is spent driving across foreign terrain, plowing apples, pretzels and nuts to sustain and save money. Brett isn't the most advanced driver in the game. Despite above-average driver's ed scores, his "maneuvering" on the road has managed to piss off European drivers far and wide. Enjoy all the road rage we inspired across Germany, Denmark & Sweden.

Where we're at...

morale meter 02 stable One week into the German tour and morale is good! Since our return from Scandinavia, we've hit Lübeck, Kiel, Weimar, Halle and Essen. Tonight we're at Café Lichtung in Cologne, day two of an 8-day tour with David Blair (Canada). On the horizon, we're excited to return to Switzerland and Austria

Remaining Tour Dates in Deutschland

Tue, Nov 3: Cafe Lichtung - Cologne Wed, Nov 4: Zum Csikos - Dusseldorf Thu, Nov 5: Vinyl Café - Wetzlar Fri, Nov 6: Hafen 2 - Offenbach Sat, Nov 7: Extra Blues Bar - Bielefeld Sun, Nov 8: Tübingen Barn Show - Tübingen Tue, Nov 10: TMS (University of Hohenheim) - Stuttgart Thu, Nov 12: Kultur Stadl - Worleschwang Fri, Nov 13: Uncle Satchmo's - Kaufbeuren

A Personal Note

We're having a lot of fun making Crusty Adventures for you. It's still very new, but it's the best way for us to share travels and weird misadventures with our friends & family around the world. If you enjoy these as much as we enjoy making them, please share them with your friends & family and send us any ideas for future Crusties.

much respect,

Brett & The Danimal

Crusty Adventures #2: "Brett Gets Ripped"

People think touring is all about being awesome at partying, when in reality we work 14 hour days doing admin crap that totally sucks balls. There is very little physical maintenance time as we make 10 hour drives across Scandinavia, so it's easy to eat total dogshit on the road and lose the plot physically. As indefinite road warriors, Danimal and I have crafted the ultra secrets of road fitness to share with you. Prepare for glory.

Where we're at...

morale meter 02 stableMorale is stable as we wrap up an unpredictable run through Scandinavia. Parting ways with Drammen today, en route to Sarpsborg for the final Scandinavian show of 2015. With Sweden & Norway slipping behind us, we look forward to a big run through Germany over the next two weeks. We're über excited to see everyone again. Germany has been very good to us since we started touring Europe, we consider it a second home.

Tour Dates in Deutschland

Wed, Oct 28: Tonfink Kulturcafe - Lubeck Thu, Oct 29: Prinz Willy - Kiel Fri, Oct 30: Kasseturm - Weimar Sat, Oct 31: Evergreen - Halle Mon, Nov 2: Anyway - Essen Tue, Nov 3: Cafe Lichtung - Cologne Wed, Nov 4: Zum Csikos - Dusseldorf Thu, Nov 5: Vinyl Café - Wetzlar Fri, Nov 6: Hafen 2 - Offenbach Sat, Nov 7: Extra Blues Bar - Bielefeld Sun, Nov 8: Tübingen Barn Show - Tübingen Tue, Nov 10: TMS (University of Hohenheim) - Stuttgart Thu, Nov 12: Kultur Stadl - Worleschwang Fri, Nov 13: Uncle Satchmo's - Kaufbeuren

Dirt from the road: Brett Newski's Crusty Adventures Youtube Series

CrustyLogoTransparentTo our Friends and Allies across the world, Hello from Bergen, Norway. Many folks have been asking for more video footage from the Hi-Fi D.I.Y. World Tour, so we've decided to launch Crusty Adventures, a Youtube series that gets you inside our tour car, revealing the true dirt from the road and the bizarro places we sleep as a small but rugged, independent band.

We recently acquired our "new" tourmobile, coined Chuck Ragan for its resilience in the face of danger. Entering Scandinavia, we were hit with €130 ferry crossing fee, €50 euro tolls and ol' Chuck was even strip-searched at the Norwegian border. Morale plummeted fast, but all was not lost, we captured episode #1 of Crusty Adventures....

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TOUR UPDATE #1: Getting Weird In Prague

Hello from a kindergarten nap room in Prague, CZ, the most bizarrely neat sleeping arrangement to date. Slumber farty!... jingle bells, Dan-O smells. But for real, major supreme shout out to Czech friends Tereza and Lucie for putting us up while we're here. It's been a crusty adventure since we crossed the border to the Czech Republic and it's only gotten weirder. Allow me to explain with this video...

Preorders are still available for Hi-Fi D.I.Y.–and the 7" Split, Cigaretiquette. Your support helps us survive the road to Berlin! [featured_products columns="3"]

See you buddies Thursday for the Hi-Fi D.I.Y. MiniAlbum release party at the Ramones Museum in Berlin.

Much respect,

Brett

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Highly-anticipated car naming election has heated finale.

chuck ragan car 2The votes are in. You went to the polls, braved the lines, and showed strength in the face of rock n' roll adversity for naming one man's tourmobile purchased from a Craigslist used car listing in Berlin. The road is long and lonesome, and this beast will take us thru the heart of danger, sword n' sky against the demons (pot holes), trolls (traffic jams), gargoyles (road tolls), and fire-breathing dragons (meter-maids) that encroach our path. The new car is now officially named "Chuck Ragan". WaBam! Chuck Ragan is one of our musical heroes and also the nickname of our friend "Ellie's dog. We would like to note that the car is named after Chuck Ragan the man, not the dog.

It was a close race all the way to the end between Chuck Ragan and "Yokeswagon," but ol' Chuck emerged victorious in the late innings. Honorable mentions "Carl," "Kyle" and "Pippen" had a fine run, but went home with gut-rot like a rowly-powly 4th grader named Cody on Halloween. Thanks for voting. You can see where we'll be taking Chuck in the coming weeks–or rather, where Chuck will be taking us...

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VOTE! Help us name our "new" EU car

The Danimal (Manager/Hype Man/Band Psychologist) has arrived in Berlin to meet me for ground zero of the Hi-Fi D.I.Y. tour. This tour takes us all over the world for the next 5 months, from EU to Sri Lanka and Oceania. Hi-Fi D.I.Y. gets underway this week, but the big release show takes place on 15 Oct at the Ramones Museum, Berlin, where we'll be releasing the new Hi-Fi D.I.Y. MiniAlbum and Cigaretiquette 7" Split. These new releases are available on preorder right now, helping us raise funds for the tour and the exorbitant costs of printing and shipping everything. Pick your poison below...

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After a hectic runaround on Tuesday, we are now vehicular in Europe. The hoops an American citizen must jump through to register a car in Germany is like a revolving door with no exit, so we broke through the glass. Our trusty, crusty, Russian mechanic has given us the green light and now we're ready to peel pavement, but first we need your help; Our new tour car needs a name. We have a few ideas already, but feel free to send us your suggestions as well, we'll add them to the list. Pick your favorite three names

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When I need Karate, you're my Miyagi - New MiniAlbum + 7" on PREORDER

Black Taxi Car - Single #1 from Hi-Fi D.I.Y., featuring the singing talents of Nicole Rae (Traveling Suitcase) & guitar work of Eric McFadden (George Clinton/P-Funk). Shares and "thumbs ups" on the videos are neato but by no means obligatory.

Last week we announced the upcoming release of the Hi-Fi D.I.Y. Mini-Album. Today, it's available for pre-order along with our first 7" vinyl, Cigaretiquette. Pre-orders help us raise the funds to get everything printed and packaged and shipped out to you.

Hi-Fi D.I.Y. is an American rock/indie album produced by Violent Femmes co-founder Victor DeLorenzo & will be released 15 October at the Ramones Museum in Berlin, Germany. Cigaretiquette is a split with side B featuring Blessed Feathers–a tremendous band out of Arizona, USA. It's an anti-anxiety song written in a particularly rough patch when the synapses in my brain were firing rapidly and unhealthily. A song about putting a band-aid on head-traffic before finding a more permanent solution. Zen has never been easy for me, but is comes with patience.

It feels right to share these songs with you and I hope they find their way into your headphones, car, gramophone & life in general.

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"Black Taxi Car" Video Premiere + "Hi-Fi D.I.Y." Mini-Album Announced

The lead video/single Black Taxi Car was shot in Cape Town, ZA by my pals in the rock outfit, Shortstraw (Johannesburg). I'm pretty obsessed with South Africa. Vibes are chill and people don't live to work. Initially going there truly opened my eyes to the "rat race" back home. America can be great, but one must leave it to realize the unhealthy hyper-speed at which it operates, especially in the music industry.

I wrote the song with Eric McFadden (George Clinton/Parliament Funkadelic) after my van was stolen in Detroit. It is not literally about one's van getting stolen, but it is about questioning your life entirely, which tends to happen after your van gets stolen. Other musicians on the record include Nicole Rae (Traveling Suitcase), Leroy Deuster.

The Hi-Fi D.I.Y. Mini Album

Hi-fi DIY ep productHi-Fi D.I.Y. is dedicated to any band who's ever played a crap show, on a crap night to 4 people that didn't give a crap. This album is about taking matters into your own hands, waiting for no man, and not becoming a victim of "the American Dream". There are no rules anymore. "Success" & "failure" are just words created by old dead white guys. Time is not money. We waste time chasing money and adhering to old dead white guys. Record labels come and go, Hi-Fi D.I.Y. is about self-sustaining when the musical apocalypse hits.

Hi-Fi D.I.Y. is a mini-album produced by Milwaukee hero & Violent Femmes co-founder Victor DeLorenzo & will be released October 15 at the Ramones Museum in Berlin, Germany.

-Brett

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Undergoing Home Surgery in my Vietnam Apt

namchickenIn Saigon, Vietnam, my roommate Sweet Chucky B is disinfecting a small razorblade. It will be inserted into my leg really soon. “I’ve done this before dude, I made it halfway thru Med school,” he says reassuringly. My foot hangs over the bathroom sink as he numbs the buldge in my leg with ice. I have some weird cyst in my leg, and we’ve spent the last 2 hours on Youtube studying how to cut it out.

Sweet Chucky B is a tall gangly white man from Iowa, and we are best pals/roommates in Saigon, Vietnam (circa 2012-2013). Chucky B walks the line of sanity, speaking his highly-intricate inner monologues out loud. The man is a human genius. He once went an entire year without masturbating just to say he did. I’ve also seen him stop 6 lanes of traffic in the middle of Saigon to fist-fight a crew of angry Vietnamese men who cut him off in traffic. The city’s intensity could drive Buddha to the brink.

Losing your mind is inevitable in Vietnam. No one speaks English, everything smells like fish sauce, and you are 9,000 miles from any fraction of normalcy. It is as close to living on Mars as we get. At this point, Chucky B had been in Nam four (4) years, so he was long overdue to go postal. “I hate Gary Glitter. What an ass hole. So glad my friend called the cops on that guy and got him kicked out of Vietnam. F*** that guy forever,” said Chucky B.

I trust Sweet Chucky B, always have. As his cheap razorblade dives into my leg, I should have more doubts than I do. Trying not to look, I observe a small Vietnamese lady machete the head off a fish out the bathroom window. As the blade wiggles around in my leg I hear, “sorry man, the cyst is too big, we gotta go to the hospital”. shit

We get on the motorbike, trailing behind a family of four on a $100 motor scooter thru the steaming streets of Saigon. The Vietnamese motorist is carrying two chickens and not even hanging onto his bike. Thousands of motor scooters battle for inches of space. I remembered what my friend Jackie once said, “It’s way too easy to kill yourself in this country.”

“When Nirvana broke up and Dave Grohl started the Foo Fighters, I was like ‘Jesus, what a pussy…about your leg dude, you’re gonna be fine’”, rages Chucky B as I wallow on the back of his motorbike. We walk into the “hospital”. Hundreds of frowning Vietnamese people wait in a cue. Chucky B hands the clerk 100,000 Vietnam Dong ($5) and he lets us skip the line. We are ushered to a back room and instructed to wait. My leg is pretty bloody. A man in a white t-shirt and blue jeans emerges.

sweetchuckyb“Hello, I doctor”, says a small Thai man. Finally I’m scared. This guy is barely dressed to drink Miller Genuine Draft at a White Sox game, much less perform surgery. No gown, no gloves, no uniform. I lay on a wood desk wrapped in plastic wrap. Sweet Chucky B provides commentary as the Doctor removes the cyst from my leg. “Okay B-rett, he’s cutting out some stuff, it’s pretty much all liquid….almost done…He’s awesome at stitching. There’s slime everywhere. This is sweet.” I get bandaged up and the nurse hands me an invoice for five dollars. Chucky B informs me that I could probably afford 1,000 colonoscopies in Vietnam. I have a new leg.

Check out more crusty adventures with Sweet Chucky B at: www.sweetchuckyb.com

"Hi-Fi D.I.Y." World Tour Announced

Pleased to announce our fall schedule on foreign soil, some 100+ shows across Europe, Oceania, and America. The adventure begins in October, starting in the UK, Germany, Scandinavia, Austria, Switzerland & BENELUX, ending with Spain & Italy in December. In January, we saddle up our Wombats and head for Australia, Tasmania & New Zealand before a brief huddle back in the States. The third leg of this tour takes us across the southern states in March–including SXSW in Austin, TX–and the west coast throughout April & May.

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epic SQWith the help our bearded Euro booking agent Olaf the great, we'll be booking many shows ourselves for a full-flavor, D.I.Y. experience. It'll be a grind, no doubt, so I'll be bringing my band psychologist/hype man, "Danimal," on the road to keep it real. We'll be squatting in the squattiest squats, eating in the localest joints, and playing classic venues as well as bizarre makeshift ones.

If you'd like to support us on tour, grab a shirt or an album from the Garage Sale and help us spread the word by sharing this video below. It helps heaps and we definitely couldn't do it without you.

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Excited to see you out there,

-Brett