"Bro Country" is the hottest musical genre in America at the moment. It's sexy. It's macho. It's catchy. It's polished. It's perfect. Solid gold sing-a-longs performed by wax-chested mega studs that could bend the straightest alpha male non-straight. "Bro Country" is a Hollywood hit machine of formula perfection that hooks deep into the human psyche and never lets go. It is a drug. It is a hard drug. If you are not addicted, you will be soon. So grab a Bud Light, some hair gel, and a barbed-wire tattoo, it's time to get fucked up. Jello shots. Today, ArtistDirect premieres the new video for "Bro Country" off the forthcoming album "The Worst of Brett Newski: Songs to Sink the American Dream" out April 29.
IMPORTANT FOOTNOTE: "Bro Country" is also a love song for Taylor Swift.
SALUTE TO DAVE GROHL: Cartoon Dave Grohl makes an appearance at the end. He's been one of the strongest voices encouraging people who play actual live instruments and keep music "human". He deserves a salute.
DISCLAIMER: I got my ass whooped a lot in high school by some of these alpha males, so perhaps the song is a vent as well. Honestly, I was a total pussy in high school and probably deserved it.
“Kurt Cobain’s a p*ssy, Taylor Swift is The Man” sings Brett Newski in his latest single "Bro Country" off the new satirical folk/punk album "The Worst of Brett Newski". The world is efffed up. But if we're going down, we're going down together.
Some people might love this album. Other people might think it’s a total piece of poo. Whatever you decide is cool. Maybe some of these songs will provide justice to aspects of society that piss you off. Maybe not…but also maybe so, because even if you don’t like the songs you can use the disc as a Frisbee or just break it over your leg, and that’s justice right there to certain types of folks. :)
