If the last five years haven't been weird enough, it's time to ice the cake. This Friday 5/5/17 marks the first official show at "The First Satanist Church of Iowa", a small house/temple created by local Cedar Rapids maniac, 'Sweet Chucky B.' Satan sounds like a total jerk, but I hear he throws good parties. Honestly I'm not sure where I stand on all this heaven and hell stuff, but I'm excited to officially be playing the weirdest DIY venue of all time.
Chucky B is the most legendary screw ball I met while living in Vietnam. I witnessed Chuck eat cow hearts, chicken feet and stallion cock in his soup. I also watched him strangle out a gang of three Vietnamese men over a road rage altercation in a Saigon.
Probably too brilliant for his own good, Chucky B has officially founded a satanist church. Is he a real satanist? Or is he just in it for the government benefits of being an official religious organization in America? Come and decide for yourself this Friday. The address is 1515 6th Ave SE, Cedar Rapids, IA.
"The Worst of Brett Newski" is a folk/punk album full of energy juice that explodes in your car stereo.
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"Worst of Brett Newski" US TOUR
5/5 - Satanist Church of Iowa - Cedar Rapids, IA
5/6 - Des Moines Social Club outside - Des Moines, IA (day 1pm)
5/6 - The Warming House - MPLS, MN (night)
5/9 - Rumba Cafè - Columbus, OH tix
5/11 - Calvin Center for the Arts - Youngstown, OH
5/12 - Fountain Square Brewery - Indianapolis, IN
5/13 - Shank Hall - Milwaukee, WI tix
5/14 - High Noon Saloon - Madison, WI
5/28 - Stone Arch Brew Pub - Appleton, WI
“Kurt Cobain’s a p*ssy, Taylor Swift is The Man” sings Brett Newski in his latest single "Bro Country" off the new satirical folk/punk album "The Worst of Brett Newski". The world is efffed up. But if we're going down, we're going down together.
Some people might love this album. Other people might think it’s a total piece of poo. Whatever you decide is cool. Maybe some of these songs will provide justice to aspects of society that piss you off. Maybe not…but also maybe so, because even if you don’t like the songs you can use the disc as a Frisbee or just break it over your leg, and that’s justice right there to certain types of folks. :)
